Hope is not just another word for bubblegum,

I, Saw this inoguration speech genorator on my mom's blog. I was hilarious so I did it, here ya go!:

My fellow Americans, today is a Random day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Bubblegum", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually forget.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces simple and blue challenges like never before. Our economy is furry. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for mice. Our healthcare system is long. If your finger is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a sweatshop seamstress. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a ring freckle. But eating together we can right this ship, and set a course for New Hampshire.

Finally, I must thank my painful family, my rubbery campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Walmart employees for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of farting the American people. Without your pathetic efforts, none of this would have been possible.

No disrespect meant to bush.

here is the link to make your own! :http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/